The Rock Of Poon

Belated Birthday wishes to everyones favorite action hero. God knows how I forgot his birthday seeing that it's the same as my brother's.

I met this killa about 4 years ago with the opening of the original Giant Robot store. I was filling up spaces on the neighborhood World Series pool and I remember asking , "Who the fuck is Bill?" Upon meeting him he did look vaguely familiar. Not only was he the infamous "Bill Bear" from the magazine, world reknowned for his posterior but I'd actually played B-Ball with him in the dungeon in Koreatown.

In the time since he's proven to be a great friend, teammate, and shoulder to cry on. I love him as much as it's possible for a hetero male to love another. Even if he wears womens clothing and sold out and got a job.