Monday Nite No Football

One practice = one hot bath with my favorite Japanese bath salts. The one with the red peppers on the box. Guranteed to make you sweat. And sweat. Then sweat some more. The scale says I weigh 165 now. Dayamn. Fat bastard.

I fucked up my hand the other night at the cages. Now it's all swollen and bruised under my forefinger. There's a sharp pain everytime I hit the fucking ball but it's all good. We have a bye next week to rest it. Game One of the new season is Thursday. BK set a new personal best today. He showed up for the 8 pm practice a few hours early. Well 3:30.

New pastime. Toenail painting. I did such a great job and my homegirl's toes that in a moment of inspiration (BOREDOM) I did mine in black. No, you can't fucking see it.

Thanks to the North Carolina Tarheels for adding 5 bills to my roll. I think I'll support their tobacco industry and buy a pack instead of stealing them from work.

If you're in the hood GR/Eats is having a grand opening this week. Plus they're giving away shit. Tell the new meterosexual dishwasher I sent you.

I just read Jade Empire is coming next week for the XBOX. Shit. I wanna play that. All my old videogame time has been sucked away by poker. Just say no.NO!!!