Update

Damn. It has been awhile. Where to begin?

My piece of shit brother returned to his old habits and returned to a life of crime. Namely boosting a gang of my shit and selling it who knows where. It gets better. He also cleaned out our other brother's wallet. I see myself in Vegas this Wednesday. He won't be hard to find. It'll be harder getting a grip on my bad intentions. In a previous lifetime or what passes for it in my mind, my homeboy and I found the perfect place to leave bodies in the desert. X marks the spot.

Last night in a $100 buy in No limit tourney I was cruising along in a solid 126th place out of 578 players. We started with over 800 and after about an hour and a half I found myself in the aforementioned position going all in with a boat, 3 Kings and a pair of 4's only to get my ass knocked out by the biggest stack at my table. Quad 4's. I swear to God I didn't see it coming. Not in the realm of possibilities of my wildest imagination did I expect to be hit with that. I thought I was on the fast track into the top 60 since the top 60 players were getting paid. I was talking to Mike at the time and promised to buy him cleats. Fucking cursed me.

Way back last Wednesday I got my ass kicked at San Manuel, everyone's favorite Indian Casino that's only an hour away. God doesn't want me to gamble.

Softball update. Coming soon.