Welcome Back

Kinda hard to get back into the routines of life. All that important shit I do. Waking up, going to work, playing with the kids, batting cage, watching softball, playing poker, saving the universe. All that shit.

Tonight was a return to the Valley with Mike and Jay. Important thing we learned tonight. If you want to hit opposite field you have to swing twice as hard as you would normally. No wonder I'm so good at grounding to 2nd.

Everyone asked me where the fuck I was last week since I didn't exactly announce my vacation or my plans. My best answer.....

"I got a 3 month sentence but I only had to serve 7 days cuz of prison overcrowding."

The fucked up part is that they believed me. Imagine that.