Way Back When

Yes, I was a fat kid who liked to wear costumes and modeled for movie ads. Any more questions?

Actually these pics came from the same place as this fun collection of things to do to your friends when they're asleep.

I was the master of shit like this. Pity the fool who had the misfortune to fall asleep in my presence.

Shaving cream in the hands of a sleeping, unsuspecting victim was always a classic. I remember being told that warm water on the hand would make a unwary sleeper piss on themselves but sadly I was never able to get this theory to work. Resorting to piuring on the sleeping victims crotch achieved the same effect.

Using your girlfriend's makeup on a sleeping homeboy was applied with great comedic effect as was strategically moving the hands of a girl or guy to their crotch or breasts leading to many a great polaroid moment.

The best was applied to a visiting cousin who not only got the shaving cream treatment but a smiley clown face and moustache courtesy of her lipstick and eyeliner. The coup de grace was surrounding our couch she was sleeping on with empty beer bottles and a empty fifth of Jack Daniels. Being a strict vegetarian a few Jack In the Box wrappers strewn about only added to the comedy.

Yes, I was a fat kid ass. Damn good at it too.